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I always make The Daily Rotten a regular stop on my day's browsing.
The stories are often crude and tasteless, but every now and then, we get a good one.
The chap who runs the site is an admitted not nice guy, but he is rather eloquent. He has a style that renders these bios as ROTFL.
I would sure hate to get on Soylent's bad side.
Check out these bios of your favorite people:
Towering Intellect
Good Boy
Rasputin
Chickenhawk
Jafar
Crooner
Nasal Excavator
Patriot
Palpatine
Sinner
Saint
Crusader
Whacko
Hack
Burglar
Spinmeister
Oxy-Boy
Hate